{"id":97,"date":"2016-07-27T20:37:45","date_gmt":"2016-07-27T19:37:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/?p=97"},"modified":"2016-09-02T13:36:21","modified_gmt":"2016-09-02T12:36:21","slug":"yeah-and-pigs-will-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/2016\/07\/27\/yeah-and-pigs-will-fly\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, and pigs will fly!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"113\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/2016\/07\/27\/yeah-and-pigs-will-fly\/flyingpigsv3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/07\/FlyingPigsV3.gif?fit=368%2C362&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"368,362\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"FlyingPigsV3\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/07\/FlyingPigsV3.gif?fit=368%2C362&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/07\/FlyingPigsV3.gif?resize=368%2C362&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"FlyingPigsV3\" width=\"368\" height=\"362\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-113\" \/>Sometimes people live in cloud cuckoo land. Their ideas are so divorced from reality, or so impractical, that aviating porcines are much more likely.<\/p>\n<p>To use this Snarkie, copy this URL and paste it into a fakebook\u2122 post or comment;  <\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/07\/FlyingPigsV3.gif<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes people live in cloud cuckoo land. Their ideas are so divorced from reality, or so impractical, that aviating porcines are much more likely. To use this Snarkie, copy this URL and paste it into a fakebook\u2122 post or comment; https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/07\/FlyingPigsV3.gif<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10,9,11,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-charlatans","category-liars","category-quacks","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7qjcJ-1z","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions\/115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}