{"id":97,"date":"2016-07-27T20:37:45","date_gmt":"2016-07-27T19:37:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/?p=97"},"modified":"2016-09-02T13:36:21","modified_gmt":"2016-09-02T12:36:21","slug":"yeah-and-pigs-will-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/2016\/07\/27\/yeah-and-pigs-will-fly\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, and pigs will fly!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"113\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/2016\/07\/27\/yeah-and-pigs-will-fly\/flyingpigsv3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/07\/FlyingPigsV3.gif?fit=368%2C362&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"368,362\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"FlyingPigsV3\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/07\/FlyingPigsV3.gif?fit=300%2C295&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/07\/FlyingPigsV3.gif?fit=368%2C362&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/07\/FlyingPigsV3.gif?resize=368%2C362&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"FlyingPigsV3\" width=\"368\" height=\"362\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-113\" \/>Sometimes people live in cloud cuckoo land. Their ideas are so divorced from reality, or so impractical, that aviating porcines are much more likely.<\/p>\n<p>To use this Snarkie, copy this URL and paste it into a fakebook\u2122 post or comment;  <\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/blogs.control-g.co.uk\/sarkykuntz\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/07\/FlyingPigsV3.gif<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes people live in cloud cuckoo land. Their ideas are so divorced from reality, or so impractical, that aviating porcines are much more likely. 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