I Doff My Hat To You, Sir!

Sometimes, all too rarely, someone makes a post or comment of such quality or wit that it just cannot go unacknowledged.

Even us SarkyKuntz sometimes need to drop the sarcasm.

Use ‘I Doff My Hat To You, Sir’ to salute true mastery.

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Let me Google that for you!

With the sum total of human knowledge available for a couple of mouse clicks, it’s amazing how many people can ask stupid questions, or fail to inform themselves.    The only reasonable response is SHOK! (Smashes Head On Keyboard)

Here’s a Snarkie to point this out.

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Porkies!

Sometimes there’s no choice but to call it as you see it!

Porkies

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The Correct Use of Bullshit

BullShitRewriteContrary to popular usage, the term Bullshit does not mean stupid or untrue. Properly used, it indicates that the speaker is accusing someone of deliberately lying in order to mislead.

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Resounding Silence

rollingWeed2-1Every now and again, someone posts something so stupid that there is no possible response. Even more rarely, some voluble idiot is so dumbstruck by the power of your argument that they have no response. Tumbleweeds is a useful comment.

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Of Course I Believe You

One to use for those awkward moments when some politician or religious nut tells you how they have your best interests at heart, or that Islam is a religion of peace.Liar2-2-5

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