Let me Google that for you!

With the sum total of human knowledge available for a couple of mouse clicks, it’s amazing how many people can ask stupid questions, or fail to inform themselves.    The only reasonable response is SHOK! (Smashes Head On Keyboard)

Here’s a Snarkie to point this out.

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The Correct Use of Bullshit

BullShitRewriteContrary to popular usage, the term Bullshit does not mean stupid or untrue. Properly used, it indicates that the speaker is accusing someone of deliberately lying in order to mislead.

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Of Course I Believe You

One to use for those awkward moments when some politician or religious nut tells you how they have your best interests at heart, or that Islam is a religion of peace.Liar2-2-5

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