With the sum total of human knowledge available for a couple of mouse clicks, it’s amazing how many people can ask stupid questions, or fail to inform themselves. The only reasonable response is SHOK! (Smashes Head On Keyboard)
Here’s a Snarkie to point this out.
To use this Snarkie, copy and paste this link; https://blogs.control-g.co.uk/sarkykuntz/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/09/LMGTFY_MovingEyesFinalRotating4-3-4-1.gif
ROFL, Rolls On Floor Laughing. Whether you choose to see it as sarcasm is entirely up to you. We couldn’t possibly comment.
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https://blogs.control-g.co.uk/sarkykuntz/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/09/FaceNarrowEyesLimbs2.gif
A common abbreviation on teh interwebz is “smh” = Shakes My Head. Use this Snarkie to express sorrowful disbelief.
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https://blogs.control-g.co.uk/sarkykuntz/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/08/smh4-1.gif
Contrary to popular usage, the term Bullshit does not mean stupid or untrue. Properly used, it indicates that the speaker is accusing someone of deliberately lying in order to mislead.
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One to use for those awkward moments when some politician or religious nut tells you how they have your best interests at heart, or that Islam is a religion of peace.
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https://blogs.control-g.co.uk/sarkykuntz/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/Liar2-2-5.gif
There’s rarely any point in trying to reason with charlatans or their dupes. Try calling it how you see it.
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https://blogs.control-g.co.uk/sarkykuntz/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/04/ducks5BigForSarkyWeb.gif
Sometimes, the only appropriate reply is to raise your eyes in disbelief.
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https://blogs.control-g.co.uk/sarkykuntz/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/04/raise_eyebrows.gif
When someone posts something so unbelievably stupid that there is no intelligent comment to be made, try rolls_eyes!
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https://blogs.control-g.co.uk/sarkykuntz/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/04/rolls_eyes.gif